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Killer style

Time to brag: I have my own personal stylist. I know what you are thinking…I disapear for two weeks, reapear with some random butt injury and now a stylist? Who do I think I am? Queenie, of course. At least that’s what my stylist likes to call me. I like to call her “my friend Jenny.” [...]
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I think I just bought mom jeans and I might be okay with that

What just happened here? Let’s retrace my steps: Went to Marshalls to look for cheap jeans that cover my rear when I sit and don’t highlight my mini-gut when worn with tight shirts. Drug seven pairs into dressing room. Tried on five (couldn’t get my thighs into two.) Left store with dark-washed jeans complete with  gut-hiding front [...]
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How I accidentally dressed like a tramp at work

You may be asking yourself, how does one let this happen? Well let me tell you, it’s not as hard as you would think. I bought this cute new gray sweater dress at H&M in Chicago.  When I tried it on, I was either wearing dark tights or pants — can’t remember. All I know is [...]
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